Kill Toby

You've probably seen the site that's holding a bunny called Toby to ransom... Click for SaveToby.com Toby's kidnapper has been threatening to boil the bunny for months. Yawn.

It now seems like he's postponed the execution to make a bit more cash out of it....Yaaaawwwwnn. He's been selling T-shirts, mugs and baseball caps... Sell out.

Well, we've got bored of waiting for Toby to get casserolled. Stew the bunny now, I say! And here are a bunch of non-vegetarians who agree with me... Click for KillToby.com (actually, it's almost certainly a site set up by the kidnapper pretending to be tough - wimp that he is). Just get it over with.

My wife has a good recipe for rabbit sate: sate kelinci (that's indonesian for bunny-on-a-stick). Hmmmm... Yummm... Buuuunnnnyyyy.... Stttiiiiicckkk.... Hmmmmmm....