Sunday, September 18, 2005

The Hooters Employee Handbook

Essential reading for anyone who wants to be a Hooters girl. The Hooters Employee Handbook. Oh dear. Click to learn how to be a Hooters girl
Hooters offers its customers the look of the "All American Cheerleader, Surfer, Girl Next Door." The essence of the Hooters Concept is entertainment through female sex appeal, of which the LOOK is a key part.
I like the use of capitals and emphasis here:
All shirts must be sized to fit, NO BAGGINESS.
Hmm...And the use of capitals here is great:
Only approved Hooters Girl Shorts are to be worn, sized to fit, and should NOT BE SO TIGHT THAT THE BUTTOCKS SHOW
That's almost puritan. It's good to know that they have standards: tits not bums.
Failure to comply with Image or Grooming Standards may result in discipline up to and including termination.
You have been warned. It's a tough job, etc...



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