London - cringe or laugh or both

I shudder at the well-intentioned (wet) offerings on the Web, like this London hurts (puke), but thankfully someone posted a real Londoner's response: London will f***ing Twat you in a minute, son

Ahh! That's better.

Then there's Were not afraid (puke some more) and the much more balanced response I am f***ing terrified which is gloriously funny.

And here's something for all the happy trainspotters. A live Underground map showing which lines and stations are operational (or not).